Friday, December 3, 2010

How To Do The "John Wall "

Hailed as the "Next Big Thing" out of the Carolinas, Raleigh's own Troop 41 is here to help you do the "John Wall." As you may have guessed, the "John Wall" involves flexing your bicep from side to side. You know, kind of like the "dance?" John Wall himself made up last year at Kentucky. Well, these kids put a song to it and have themselves over 3 million YouTube views. Someone needs to tell these young athletes on the fast track to super stardom that they need to trademark everything they do. Flexing, sneezing, coughing, if an athlete does it, money can be made off them.
Top 3 Reasons To Listen:
1) One of the rappers is wearing a Cubs hat. This may mark the first time in rap video history that someone has worn a Cubs hat. The Sox hat is much more popular for reasons probably having more to do with NWA than the relationship between hip-hop music, culture, and south side demographics.
2) There's an appearance by a red-headed white girl. Again, if she's not playing the violin, I don't think I've seen a redhead in a rap video.
3) "My jump shot stupid, yeah it's retarded" is one of the lines in this song. And one of the better ones.

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