Monta Ellis Is Going To Love Milwaukee

The Warriors have traded Monta Ellis, along with Ekpe Udoh and Kwame Brown to the Bucks for Andrew Bogut and former-Warrior Stephen Jackson. As Bulls fans, we know none of these trades are going to involve our team, and thus, are left with rooting for the most potentially hilarious combinations for other teams. This deal fits the bill. Monta Ellis and Brandon Jennings are going to be great for each other. They're going to take turns launching fadeaway 20-footers over 6'7 defenders. They're going to be responsible for a broken blood vessel on Scott Skiles' face the first minute they try to play defense together. They're even going to invent something -- a handshake or pregame celebration -- which no one besides them understands. Scott Skiles just had another brain aneurysm thinking about what hasn't happened yet.

Skiles, the one dwelling in the fiery pits of hell, is finally rid of his oft-injured center. He inherits Kwame Brown, another former no. 1 overall pick who shouldn't have been the no. 1 overall pick. Brown is also injured and likely out for the season, but unlike Bogut, is more effective while sitting on the bench. Epke Udoh figures to be the saving grace of this deal for Milwaukee. Pray for him.

MONTA: Yo Chuck, we did it! I've finally been traded. We getting the hell outta here. Contender! Say it with me.  Don't think I forgot about you, Chuck. I'm going to a contender and I'm taking you with me. You're going to be the biggest name security guard out there. They'll know our names, Chuck, in whichever big city we end up in.

CHUCK: Umm about that...

MONTA: What is it? Where are we going, Chuck? LA? Chicago?

CHUCK: The location ain't important yo. We're going to a...a potential playoff team.

MONTA: [very serious now] Where are we going, Chuck?

CHUCK: Milwaukee.

MONTA: ....

CHUCK: You're going to play with Young Money and that James Franco-looking mother fucker.

Monta is going to love it there.